Scenario 1: Fran and Mark are dealt blows after class.
Year 1958: The animated companions, Mark wins. Shake hands and end up being colleagues at billiards.
Year 2010: The school is closed, proclaims the month anti school violence in five columns titled Chronic Case and Channel 13 is deliberately at the door of the school to present the news.
Scenario 2: John will not sit still in class. Interrupts and annoys fellow.
Year 1958: sent John to the principal and it gives you a good rant. Back to class, sit quietly and not interrupt again more.
Year 2010: Given to John large doses of benzodiazepines. It becomes a zombie. The school receives a subsidy for having a disability.
Scenario 3: Luis broke the glass of a car in the neighborhood.
Year 1958: His father removed his belt and hits him a good whipping.
Luis is more careful next time, grows normally, goes to college and becomes a successful man.
Year 2010: Luis's father arrested for abuse. No father figure, Luis joins a band.
Luis' mother is entwined with the psychologist. Tinelli opens the final of Dancing ... with a speech on the news.
Scenario 4: José falls while running a race and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying on the roadside. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
Year 1958: Soon, John is feeling better and keep playing.
Year 2010: Mary is accused of abuse and faces three years in prison. Joseph spends five years of therapy in therapy. His parents sued the school for negligence and teacher for emotional trauma, winning both trials. Mary commits suicide by jumping from a building .. .
Definitely the set of information is housed in a tent in the middle of the street.
Scenario 5: They fight a white child and a black child to call it chocolate.
Year 1958: give a pineapple, rise and each home. Tomorrow is friends
Year 2010: Nuevediario sends its best correspondents. CNN is preparing a report of such a fund where a large team of journalists spend a day at a school with children. Programs are broadcast documentaries about gangs and racial hatred, the Hitler Youth pretend pseudo revolutionize the matter and the Government introduces new decrees and puts the apartment at the family home of the Negro. Scenario
6: You have to take a trip.
Year 1958: Travelling in an aircraft of airlines, they feed you and invite you what you want to drink, all served by hostesses spectacular as comfortable in a seat that fits two.
Year 2010: You get on the plane abrochándote belt pants that made you take to pass the control, you feel a seat in the deep breathing that if you stick your elbow in the eye to the next and if you're thirsty, fag steward gives you a letter with the drinks and the prices uploaded by 50% because. And do not protest when you land just in case you put the world's longest finger in the ass to see if you take drugs.
Scenario 8: School Discipline:
Year 1958: Toward a club in class .. The teacher I got two good Slap well deserved. When you get home your father two more tips.
Year 2010: You make a club. Professor apologizes. Your father and I apologize to buy a bike.
Scenario 9: 31 October.
Year 1958: Get the day of change from winter to summer time. Nothing happens.
Year 2008: Get the day of change from winter to summer time. People suffering from sleep disorders, depression and cellulite.
Scenario 10: The end of the holiday.
Year 1958: After eating a caravan ending with the whole family put in a hundred Gasoleros after 15 days on the coast, the holidays are finished. The next day you work and nothing happens.
Year 2010: After returning from Cancun, on a trip 'all inclusive' holidays are finished and people suffer neglect syndrome, panic and seborrhea ....
WAS WHEN WE become so asshole ...?
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