is said that the river bank robbery, was a perfect robbery, but we have a Rosario who sent the perfect scam.
occurred on a Friday to 17 hs.Ingresa a major jewelry Rosario a couple, the man did not appeared to be a wealthy person, and she was an infernal mine 100%, as we say a YEGUÓN.
The merchant asks: What would you like sir?
Mr. answers: A jewel for the lady.
What kind of jewelry do you prefer?
A bracelet, answered the lady.
The dealer shows a series of bracelets ranging from $ 600 to $ 1000 ..
smiling M. says: Can it be something more valuable?
The merchant brings another batch of bracelets ranging between $ 2000 and $ 8000.
Ms. very happy and excited if you have any questions pulseracon inlaid stones.
The jeweler surprised and excited at the same time, get a bracelet, and said: "This is the only one I have and costs $ 15,000."
asks Mr Miss - You like?
"I love it," she says excitedly
"Very well, says the Lord, we carry it.
The trader begins to make the bill and asks: "Pay in cash orwith card?"
-No, says the Lord, I will pay you by check.
The jeweler says, "Lord are the 17 and I can not have communication with elbanco, in these cases the rule of the house is proof of the chequepreviamente and then deliver the goods."
"There's no problem, says the Lord, I leave my phone on Monday or Tuesday when you have cleared the check and call me Miss withthe passes bill to withdraw it.
However, the jeweler said, thank you very much for your purchase.
The couple, very happy caramel and are removed from the premises.
On Monday, the jewelry is presented to the bank to cash the check, and elcajero says, "Excuse me sir, your account has insufficient funds.
missed jeweler, customer phone calls and expresses loocurrido.
The customer replied: "Yes, I knew you were going to bounce -
So what I do with this check?
Client: - Break it or stick it in the ortho, total the party that I did mine on Friday, Saturday and Sunday is priceless:
.. What if the lady comes with the bill to remove the jewel? -
- Sacala shitting on bitch and asshole.
The jeweler calls his lawyer, and expresses what happened.
The lawyer says: " We can not make a complaint because Mr robóni not cheated, you have to make the complaint is the mine, but she would not want your name out in police news. What I can do is call the guy on the phone and at least send you a bottle of champagne for having used to get to the mine and to congratulate him because he is a GENIUS . "
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